Sunday, August 9, 2009

War is caused by bad fucking.


I watched a documentary on Doc Paskowitz, an American Jewish Doctor who legged it off in a bus with his ladyfriend and produced a shoal of mini surfers. He opted out of traditional society and created his own bizzAARRE life philosophy. At first it seemed like he was a cool dude, super fit and still surfing at 80 years of age! Ridiculous! He goes on this journey of self discovery and takes a trip to Israel after two failed marriages.... blah blah blah. It's all typical nostalgia and then boom....

"I met this Jewish girl named Ellen, we kinda got together and she taught me to eat pussy....and that changed my life a great deal."

Ohhhh right Doc. Yeah, your life changing experience was learning the art of cunnilingus. And he's sitting there saying this as an 80 year old man. It gets even more bizarre as he explains that fucking is in fact the word of god! And that bad fucking is the cause of war. In his words...

"Cultures that are fucked up about sex and about fucking are the cultures that will decline and in the process of their decline they will cause wars."

Right.

The Doc and his wife raised their kids out of school and brought them all over the States surfing everyday. There were 9 kids... 8 boys and one girl all living in a 24ft bus. You can only assume the hideousness of this scenario but she says that they "all have scrupulously clean assholes". That's good to know.

When it came to sex the Doc and his wife did in front of everyone. Geeeed. But Mama Paskowitz reassures us that her children (who are now all slightly off-centre adults) have the greatest sexual etiquette. "Always be grateful if someone will fuck you. Always say thank you very much, the next day you say hello and you know not just wham bam thank you... You have to be nice and respect the person that is giving you this gift."

Awwww isn't she a dote.

Funniest and weirdest documentry I have seen in a long time. It's called Surfwise and I would suggest you check it out.

So in the words of Marvin.............."Let's make love tonight"

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